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I'm feelin' a bit like a trend setter! I realize my thighs can't move like hers. I wish they could. My legs aren't as long and lush. I wish they were. My heels are 1/4 inch and hers are 4/1 inch. Yes, I'd break my arches to wear heels if I could! Don't bother me none though. I've been rockin' my black socks with shorts for years now. I'm just glad she finally catched up!
I'm thinking a slather of self-tanner, a black body slimmer and low-heeled black boots could land me on the half-time show of Super Bowl 2014! What do you think ladies? Would you be my back up doing those hip thrusts? I'm gonna make sure my insurance is up-to-date and send in our resumes for next year!
If they want me, they better give me a ring on it,
Tammy
The Happy Handicap
Yes! You are so totally a trendsetter! Go you and show those young whippersnappers. (Here via Contentbrew. *waves*) What a great blog title. Did you watch much of the paralympics?? (Or is that not a good question to ask?) Do you know 'The Last Leg'??
ReplyDeleteHello! Glad you stopped by! Happy you like the title, I was thinking about changing it. Thought it might be a turnoff? I don't watch the paralympics and that's a perfectly good question. Who is "The Last Leg"? I don't know the leg!
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ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS and you are hilarious! I think Beyonce should have to pay you royalties for stealing your sock style.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by! Are you a lawyer? lol I'll take those royalties and pay you contingency!
DeleteHaha!! Too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by!
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